:P—
(Drooling face)
I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express
with my scar and no next of kin
Welcome to the land of wizard stress,
Am I gonna fit in?
Got in the boat,
here I am for the first time
Look to the right and see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous
My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned
So much pressure and I’m nervous
Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron
So I throw my wand up
and conjure a charm,
And Voldemort goes away
Catchin a snitch like yeah
Breakin a rule like yeah
And I got my wand up
I conjure a charm
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?
Guys what people are doing to trees is deplorable. These trees are majestic living things.
I’m going Treegan. I will no longer use any products that contain wood.
Books.
Paper.
Pencils.
Homes.
Toothpicks.
And so on.